Score: 8

"This has been going on for a while"

submission: Kids These Days

date: October 22, 2009

Disney's been creating squeaky clean, revolting young stars and starlets for years. Later, they become crack whores and the world laughs.

Funny flash, too - kids are idiots, I'd rather sit around at a dive bar and bitch about shit like an old codger.

Score: 7

"Fun"

submission: Omega Turret Defense

date: September 9, 2009

Fun game, lacking a bit in balance. I enjoyed looking at your descriptions of the guns, because there's no way I would use 75% of them. After my horrible experience with the sniper rifle and mortar, the only choice for this game are spread weapons like shotgun, chain gun, and the gamebreaking arc cannon. Good animation, but make fewer, more expensive weapons.

Score: 10

"Hilarious!"

submission: What Birthers Believe

date: August 21, 2009

Good job man. Only thing you got wrong was the short-form v. long-form thing. Hawaii has no short form or long form. All they have is the birth certificate, which remains on file according to state law and cannot be disseminated, and the certificate of live birth, which is the legal response to a request, and which provides sufficient legal evidence of birth.

Birthers are hilarious. Funny how the first time this came up was with a black man.

Score: 10

"Good Jokes"

submission: Culture Clubbing

date: July 18, 2009

The Kineda thing was massive, and the Schoolhouse rock dig hit home perfectly. Righteous.

Score: 10

"Good next step"

submission: How to Raise a Dragon

date: July 18, 2009

Fun game. This is a good next step from majesty. While you lost some of thy mysticality of majesty, this game was overall more fun to play, and to play with.

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: William and Sly

date: July 18, 2009

A wonderful game, dare I say a la Knytt. Wonderful ambient sounds and music, great gameplay, totally immersive. Great job.

Score: 10

"Great sequel, different"

submission: Advent of Sock

date: June 2, 2009

The art for this sequel is absolutely genius, although I did like the lightheartedness of the first one better. While the creepiness factor is through the roof here, the juxtaposition of cuteness worked better in the first, where you focused on it. Looking forward to the finale.

Score: 4

"Bug"

submission: Escape from the Castle

date: May 24, 2009

Game looks cool, but it freezes up on attempting to open a locked chest. Fix it.

Score: 10

"I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE"

submission: Street Fighter Collab

date: May 24, 2009

Too bad Egoraptor's still the funniest person on this entire website. Well, Biffthe timid's submission was funny, too.

Score: 0

"heavily bugged"

submission: Swords & Sandals IV

date: May 18, 2009

This game is broken. Badly. It's impossible to save or load characters, which, I assume, is a big part of this game. Fix it and upload it again, and I'll play it.